Reframe My Date

The date: " We matched on OKC and hit it off instantly. I loved everything about him 😍; his ambition, his love for travel, how cute and kind-hearted he was. We were on a date in a matter of days, meeting up for a casual slice of Pizza in the cool end of Shoreditch . We settled on a long outdoor bench, feeling so cool and hipster. Unfortunately for me two things happened simultaneously that caused me to have one of the most embarrassing moments of my life: 1) My crush had stood up to fidget with his bag. 2) A couple on the other end of the bench immediately decided to stand up and leave. Now I'm sat at the far right end of the bench, so let's apply some physics here. 🤔 I dramatically lose my balance as the left end of the bench shoots up into the air, and I completely lose balance, flailing my arms in the air trying to right my balance before going arse-over-tits onto the floor. You could hear the circus music and drum jingle in the background, s